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“I’m just dying to say, ‘Hey, do you ever feel like jumping off a bridge?’ or ‘Do you feel an emptiness inside your chest at night that is going to swallow you?’ But you can’t say that at a cocktail party.”
—Paul Gilmartin, The Mental Illness Happy Hour (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)

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blackbanshee:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

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unabellaanima:

Lol bring this show back along with my childhood please and thank you

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me-la-pelas:

yesixicana:

how sj is feeling

Vegas.

My community college =_=

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mindoftheunkind:

africant:

Don’t be scared. We represent someone who can help you. Someone who can make all your dreams come true.

Financial Aid Office

mindoftheunkind:

africant:

Don’t be scared. We represent someone who can help you. Someone who can make all your dreams come true.

Financial Aid Office

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GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

masterpavo:

vegantargaryen:

furbearingbrick:

ereriislife15:

I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.

If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.

If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

Reblog this please

Shelters FTW.

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